he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
