Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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