This dress was meant to end up on your floor
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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