i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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