i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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