i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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