i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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