At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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