i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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