So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have aggressive nipples.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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