Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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