what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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