what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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