just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
even my farts smell like vagina
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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