Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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