please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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