I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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