I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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