I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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