it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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