i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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