Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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