guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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