the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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