North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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