What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
