At least make sure they are 18
Why
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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