i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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