Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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