shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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