I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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