we have pet lesbian snakes
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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