my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
