I'm lost and stupid without you.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
