So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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