An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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