i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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