don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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