I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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