I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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