me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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