Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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