It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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