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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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