your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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