Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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