I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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