I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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