so that wasnt chicken after all
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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