Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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