shes about as inviting as chlamydia
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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