And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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